Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

I Have a Black Friend

The Pope

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

NASCAR

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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