Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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