Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Jews

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Hi Shelby!!

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Johan showering. . . AWK

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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