What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Soccer...

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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