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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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