Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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