whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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