- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the fish say? Moo

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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