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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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