Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Woman's Rights

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Wheelchair high jump

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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How are you? Yes

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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