What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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sarah taylor

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...NO.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

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