What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Women.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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