- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

twilight

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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