Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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I can Nazi

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

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