There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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