- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

a man walks into horse bar

womens rights

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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