- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Johan showering. . . AWK

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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