What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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