- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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