- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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