Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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