Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Weiner

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Republicans

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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