- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Michael Brown

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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