- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Spread the net.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

read this

Scientology.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is 8 times 4? 32

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Leave her alone...

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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