Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Drunk irish man

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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