How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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knock knock who's there aids

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Scientology.

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Anti Joke

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