- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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