YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Nothing yet CC

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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this is a joke

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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women outside of the kitchen

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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