a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Jews

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Anti Joke

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