what do gay people eat?? food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

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