A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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