- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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