why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Obamacare haters

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

ROSS G IS OBESE

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

buttcrack thumbs up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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