What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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