Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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19th amendment

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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knock knock

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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