Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Spinabifita

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Anti Joke

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