- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Leave her alone...

What is 8 times 4? 32

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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