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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Wade's the father

You should never talk to strangers.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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