What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Seth stock has a large penis

A seal walks into a club.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

this is a joke

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

women outside of the kitchen

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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