- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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