- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

my mom raped yerr foot

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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