Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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