- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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