GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Penis.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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The Irish man was sober.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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