Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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The game!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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