- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

I'm a like whore

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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