Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

she wasn't 18

dislike this...please.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Toaster

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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