Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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