Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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19th amendment

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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