why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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An asian without a future.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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