- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Women.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Watch your lips.

what happens during a climax apples

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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