- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Spread the net.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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