iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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women's rights.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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The 13th Amendment...

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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