What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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