- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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