Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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womens rights

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Nothing yet CC

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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