The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Penis

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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