What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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bum sex lol

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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