- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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I'm banging your sister.

I tell an anti joke!.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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