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Seth stock has a large penis

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A seal walks into a club.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

women outside of the kitchen

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Women.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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