How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Obama

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Penis.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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