- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

I am on a escalator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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