What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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