a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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