How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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I am on a escalator.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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