Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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