-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Penal Dysfunction

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Hi Shelby!!

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Jews

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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