what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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KKK

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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