women's rights

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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obama's promises

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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