I tell an anti joke!.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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