- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

terry stockton is straight

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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