Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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