Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

womens rights

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Nothing yet CC

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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