What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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