- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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