what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Jason Connor.

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Michael Brown

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Your time.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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fack me!

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Johnson stops eating

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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