what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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