a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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nba live 13

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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