A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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