- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Matt Damon

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Cold camel scrotum.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Obama

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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