- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How did th-A fridge.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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