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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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