Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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miley cyrus

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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drake

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Are you Drew?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Anagram.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

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