what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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rape that shit

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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