Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Womens rights.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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