Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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I'm banging your sister.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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