If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Cows go moo.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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