- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What did I do last night?work

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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