- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

I'm banging your sister.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I tell an anti joke!.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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