- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Reed is poopin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Once upon a time.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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